i f i h a d a k e y
allisons: lydia, who throws the best parties in beacon hill?
l: what? me, o b v i o u s l y .
i love the idea that derek decided to wear a tan jacket when he was going scooby doo-ing with the sheriff because he wanted to appear more respectable and adult and you cannot take that away from me
he literally uses his daughter’s weapon of choice now im fine it’s fien w e r’e a ll f ine
derek hale working with the sheriff is this the real life or is this every fanfiction i’ve read since 2012
HEY BITCHES I’M BACK LIKE CHRIS ARGENT AND HIS FOXY-ASS GRIEF BEARD SUP
”- Well, we all know what was happening last Monday and who you were with. So I’m assuming…
- Dad, what the hell was I supposed to say? ‘Hi, that’s Derek Hale but he’s deaged. Because that can happen. Oh, and by the way, Agent McCall, your son is a werewolf?!’Sterek AU: When Derek gets hit with a temporary deaging curse, the pack does it best to hide this fact. Stiles thinks he did a great job but the “cousin Miguel” thing gets out of hand and soon half of the town thinks Stiles is secretly dating some guy (including “cousin Miguel,” the actual guy that Stiles wants to date).